Fit Club Roll Out To Long Island

I know the seats are a little small, but it seems like each day it gets a little harder to fit in between my fellow passengers on the LIRR. Maybe the mta should distribute some healthy snacks on the train? Augment their messaging to passengers--i'm thinking something like "..a reminder, please keep your feet off the seats, and stay away from the yodels and taco bell today". Something. Anything would be welcome.