My Solution to Writer's Strike - Hire a Spammer

I have a proposed solution to the writer's strike...a really simple one....There's a group of creative writers out there untethered by union regulations and hollywood-sized egos...these are the folks who bring us email spam....i found this one in my spam folder this morning...
i am very sure that the author of this note could easily craft episodes of "2 and a Half Men", or maybe even cross over to write a drama, like "CSI".